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Sometimes loving and taking care of your body means eating fruits and veggies, sometimes it means eating pizza and cake.
Sometimes it means going for a walk, and sometimes it means lying on the couch, or both, or neither.
No really.
YES. YES. YES.
best post ever
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have you ever been so obsessed with something that it made you angry because you physically cannot shut the fuck up about it
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So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .
I guess you could say that he adores you
get the fuck out
lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can
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Does this ever happen to you? Sometimes I’m just sitting in the car with my mom or walking down the hallway at home and i just have to say, “Thank you.” It just comes up and she always says , “why?” IT perplexes me, humbles me and cracks me up all at the same time. But i just have to say thank you.
