tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

My alarm clock. It beeps incessantly and all i want to do is throw it out the window but it wakes me up in a world i would otherwise sleep my whole life through.

Ask me something! Anything. I will do my best to answer the honest ones.

I’m writing a book. It’s all i do these day is just write. I need to be stopped. How else will i major in engineering. The stark contrast is more than apparent to my sorry ass trying to crank out double integrals in Euclidean and polar coordinates.